Welcome to the first Analytic Blink. You’ll find a bit about why I’ll be writing Analytic Blinks as an ongoing site feature in my previous post.
So let’s get to it.
I work in downtown Toronto.
Everyday, I walk by this bus shelter ad:
And everyday I continue walking, wondering what it is that Google can’t find.
- The secret room rates?
- Better room rates?
- A definition for Hotel Booking v.2.0? (97,000,000 results for those keeping score)
- The hotel, period?
- This woman’s lover?
- A reason why an exclusive loyalty program that purports to be for ‘company travel’ would run such a sexually suggestive ad? Try sliding that past your procurement department.
- More seriously, in this economy, where do you have to work for it to be okay to book room rates at Toronto’s luxurious boutique hotel? I will go out on a limb and guess somewhere that doesn’t get its accommodation ideas from bus shelter ads.
There is a noun missing there, creative team.
And so I am not thinking about booking a room at the Soho Metropolitan.
I am noticing your grammar, not your message.